did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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