Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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