big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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