yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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