i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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