let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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