guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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