we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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