Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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