there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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