If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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