Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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