Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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