I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
that is very illegal...i love you.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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