I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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