If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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