you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He did a backflip because drugs
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