Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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