i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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