i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize