I puked a lego.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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