We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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