I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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