Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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