i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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