Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
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It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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