nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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