Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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