I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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