your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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