so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Randomize