Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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