Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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