Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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