Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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