1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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