Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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