I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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