Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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