finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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