I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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