im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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