just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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