Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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