I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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