I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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