He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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