quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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