I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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