I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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